Tuesday, January 28, 2020

A Clerical Error

“Someone’s beating the front door in,” my wife said frantically, waking me at 5:45 a.m. I grabbed the semi-automatic rifle for me and the .22 for my son, who was sleeping upstairs. I ran to the door. “Who is it?” I asked.
“Open the Goddamn door,” a man shouted, repeatedly kicking the door.
My son heard the commotion and came downstairs. I threw him the .22. I cocked my SKS. When it clicked, all went silent. Then I heard murmured conversation and footsteps shuffling away. I told my son to cover the upstairs window. “If I start shooting,” I whispered. “Open fire and don’t stop until they’re on the ground.”
It seemed like a dream or a movie scene. I’d bought my rifle years before all the l mass shootings and controversy over assault weapons. I’d only shot it once. Like many gun owners, I thought I might need it for protection, but hoped I’d never have to use it.
I glided to my dining room window, peeked through the curtains and saw three men who looked to be in their early twenties. One of them opened the rear door of their van and pulled out a handgun.
I opened the curtains just wide enough for a good shot and positioned my rifle. 
My wife took cover in the back bathroom and called 911.
“Tell ‘em they’ve got a gun,” I said.
“I’m talking to the dispatcher,” she replied in a raspy whisper. “She said they’re on the way.”
“Tell her they’re coming back toward the house. I might have to shoot.”  
The man with the gun started up our sidewalk, the other two followed. I flipped the safety off and took aim. Surprisingly, I wasn’t nervous. I realized I was going to have to kill at least one man, maybe three. I could’ve heard a pin drop. I was not anxious to pull the trigger, but told myself that if he got halfway up our sidewalk, I had no choice. I couldn’t give them a chance to get into the house with that gun. None of the three men noticed the open curtain I hid behind. The man with the gun neared the halfway mark. I whispered to my wife, “Tell the dispatcher I’ve got to shoot.”
I positioned my finger on the trigger. Just as I started to pull it, the other two men grabbed the man with the gun. They appeared to argue, then rushed back to the van. I breathed a sigh of relief, but kept them in my sights. The man opened the van’s back door. I couldn’t tell if he was putting the gun back or getting guns for the other men. I was still wondering if I should open fire when a police car skidded into our driveway. Several more followed. In seconds our yard was swarming with law enforcement.
The two men must’ve heard the police coming. That’s why they grabbed their buddy.
My son came downstairs. I put the weapons away.  When I opened my front door, I saw officers surrounding the three men. My son came and stood with me. Two deputies met us at the door. I told them what had happened, and how thankful I was that they arrived before I had to shoot. The deputies said the three men were bounty hunters who had come to take my son to jail in South Carolina for leaving the state without permission. My son had been arrested for illegal possession of a prescription drug in South Carolina. He explained to the deputies how a judge had given him permission to return home to Kentucky while awaiting his court date. While my son went to get the court papers, the deputies told me that bounty hunters can enter a fugitive’s home to make an arrest in South Carolina, but bounty hunters were illegal in Kentucky. The deputies did not hide their disdain for the young men, who had apparently tried to argue their case for being there.  
“Do you want to press charges on them?” one of the deputies asked.
“No,” I said. “I just want ‘em out of here.”
As I walked with the two deputies toward the three men still surrounded by officers, I kept thinking how a simple bureaucratic mix up had put my family in danger, and how close I’d come to killing three men because of it. Almost daily, there are news stories about the war on drugs or gun laws. Those stories always seem to apply to somebody else, but on that day, without any warning whatsoever, a minor drug possession charge and a clerical error could’ve possibly caused the death of my wife, my son and myself, or put me in the national headlines for killing three bounty hunters.
Now, whenever I hear the news about how someone was shot in a horrible mishap, I think, “there but for the grace of God, and the Warren County Sheriff’s Office, go I.”


                                                     Bernard Mitchell Plumlee