If you're not patriotic you'll be tried for treason
Drink the Koolaid and eat the Last Supper
Proudly display NRA on your bumper
Give your life history to buy a sinus pill
But if you want an M16 just pay the bill
Buy into the fear or they'll label you as queer
Load up the guns if the government comes near
Give the constitution your holy allegiance
But then defend only the parts you agree with
Subscribe to talk radio and send 'em your tithe
So they can tell you you're David fighting Goliath
Love your country but hate the president
Kiss your Bible and swear to kill the socialist
Claim love for your neighbor but refuse him a hand
If he starves to death then that was God's plan
It's hard to be alive when everyone's crazy
If you disagree they'll just say you're lazy
Say you're from America the land of the free
And vow hatred to anyone who disagrees
Everyone is free to do as they choose
As long as what they do agrees with you
By Mitchell Plumlee, April 18, ( c ) Copyright 2013